5 MINUTES

Poems, doodles, short stories, reflections, rants, and anything else that comes to mind, each done in about five minutes. Also some other things.

Don't mind the insanity.
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Loosely associated with my other blog,
The Art of Miss Takes (http://artofmisstakes.tumblr.com/),
which contains more serious work but may
occasionally overlap with this one.


Any Questions?  


farmerjoe asked: IT IS A DATE. THERE WILL BE THOR AND AVENGERS AND LOKI AND FEELS AND SCIENCE BROS AND STRONG FEMALE CHARACTERS AND BADASS ARCHERY AND FREEDOM HAIR ON CAP AMER. And eyepatches.



Reblogged from psychofactz
psychofactz: More Facts on Psychofacts :) I’m sure they remember people who mistreated them too. Oh well. Psychofactz has said stupider things. sigh.

psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

I’m sure they remember people who mistreated them too.

Oh well. Psychofactz has said stupider things.

sigh.

(via aenigmaticcactus)



EDIT: Posting most of them up now! one of 45 sqaures for my final art project

EDIT: Posting most of them up now!

one of 45 sqaures for my final art project



my grandma is a boss

my grandma is a boss

attempted this yesterday. never let us near living matter and projects requiring skill again

attempted this yesterday.

never let us near living matter and projects requiring skill again





“ The American public feels most comfortable with the mythical Indians of stereotype-land who were always THERE. These Indians are fierce, they wear feathers and grunt. Most of us don’t fit this idealized figure since we grunt only when overeating, which is seldom. Custer Died For Your Sins, Vine Deloria, Jr.


Reblogged from fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo
fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo: [Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [READING BOOK] ” Bottom text: “ [GET DISTRACTED BY LETTER FORMS] ”] So I was peer editing some essays today and I kept getting distracted by the letter forms of Times New Roman. Particularly the “t”. The things typography has done to me, now whenever I read a book it’s just me sitting and wondering, “I wonder what font that this? It’s not Baskerville ─ it might be Garamond. Oh lordy it is not Times New Roman; that lowercase “a” screams Garamond.” This was happening as I was reading Middlesex and my lord did it bother me. The art world meets the English world ─ a horrible affair. The bottom meme is the Art Student Owl. This… this is so true.

fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [READING BOOK] ” Bottom text: “ [GET DISTRACTED BY LETTER FORMS] ”]

So I was peer editing some essays today and I kept getting distracted by the letter forms of Times New Roman. Particularly the “t”. The things typography has done to me, now whenever I read a book it’s just me sitting and wondering, “I wonder what font that this? It’s not Baskerville ─ it might be Garamond. Oh lordy it is not Times New Roman; that lowercase “a” screams Garamond.” This was happening as I was reading Middlesex and my lord did it bother me. The art world meets the English world ─ a horrible affair.

The bottom meme is the Art Student Owl.

This… this is so true.



paying attention in class…





Reblogged from shortformblog
shortformblog: Fun guy chillin’ in South American rainforest finds plastic-eating fungi Seriously, though this is kind of a big deal. Know that big problem we have? You know, the one involving a crapload of used plastic hanging around in landfills with nowhere to biodegrade for a couple million years? Well, Jonathan Russell might’ve solved that problem. See, Russell and his fellow Yale students went to Ecuador, where they found a new kind of fungus they’re calling Pestalotiopsis microspora. Big deal, you’re thinking. Anyone can find fungus anywhere! Well, something his fellow students found out after the fact is that this fungus can live on a diet of polyurethane alone — and even crazier, it doesn’t even need air to do so! In other words, we could potentially put it at the bottom of a landfill and cover it with plastic, and it would do the rest of the work. This might be game-changing if it works as advertised. (photo via Flickr user dbutt; EDIT: Updated with link to research abstract) source Follow ShortFormBlog This is just so awesome in so many ways.

shortformblog:

Fun guy chillin’ in South American rainforest finds plastic-eating fungi

Seriously, though this is kind of a big deal. Know that big problem we have? You know, the one involving a crapload of used plastic hanging around in landfills with nowhere to biodegrade for a couple million years? Well, Jonathan Russell might’ve solved that problem. See, Russell and his fellow Yale students went to Ecuador, where they found a new kind of fungus they’re calling Pestalotiopsis microspora. Big deal, you’re thinking. Anyone can find fungus anywhere! Well, something his fellow students found out after the fact is that this fungus can live on a diet of polyurethane alone — and even crazier, it doesn’t even need air to do so! In other words, we could potentially put it at the bottom of a landfill and cover it with plastic, and it would do the rest of the work. This might be game-changing if it works as advertised. (photo via Flickr user dbutt; EDIT: Updated with link to research abstract) source

Follow ShortFormBlog

This is just so awesome in so many ways.

(Source: shortformblog, via discoverynews)






“ I say unto you: one must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star. Thus Spoke Zarathustra: First Part, Friedrich Nietzsche


  • squidneyy: u should get a twitter
  • me: what for xD
  • squidneyy: because i feel like you'd have hilarious tweets/twitter rants
  • me: haha but the character limits are so short (brb i need to poo real bad)
  • squidneyy: (ewww)
  • me: (i'll let you know all the details when i return)
  • squidneyy: (-______-)
  • me: (see this is what you'd get on my twitter)
  • squidneyy: gross
  • don't get one
  • i change my mind


quitequiteblue asked: When do you return to me, my darling?

Threefold two days and another cycle of the sun will see me returned to the Land of Mary and dreary weather. I will have flown upon the metallic wings of a great machine, roaring and tearing through the sky, traveling through space and time to bring me home to you and my dearest hound.

Returning promptly, yours most sincerely,
howdreadful